December 4th -- I heard on “NOW With
Alex Wagner” Ari Melber mentioning Notorious B.I.G., Biggie Smalls'
“Ten Crack Commandments” and I give mad props to Biggie, greatest
rapper.
It hit me that the United States
Government is like a crack addict, never satisfied.
A crack addict told me that there is
only a high, but no satisfaction in crack. My, my—sounds like
Washington Fiscal Cliff negotiations. I quote the lyrics to see the
similarities.
“ Number four: know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply
Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce”
I decided to highlight the quote from
Melber and I deleted the rest, concerned that my blog would need a
“Parental Advisory” label. You can see the lyrics if you are
interested:
“Uhh”
Our government has an appetite for
revenue, so skid loads of Dollars can be delivered to Opium warlords
in the Afghan capitol, and other important duties as the World's Largest debtor
nation. Fiscal cliff-diving would be like “chippin' a ho” meaning-
you got a phat rock and you got a ho who will literally do anything
for another sliver of crack.
While the GOP keep bringing the
Ryan-Romney budget ideas to the table, President Obama just says “NO”.
If we can remember how we got in this
situation.
President Clinton left the White House
with a surplus of cash, and then the GOP didn't bother to fund two
wars, and a Rx bill for seniors. Oh, by the way they crashed the
economy while the top percentile of wealth went through the roof.
This is when the Government was rolling
in supply, but instead of handling business, it developed a taste for
the product, and got hooked on the stuff.
Revenues in the form of debt from
China, not taxes from the top percentile fed a habit until we, as a
nation were selling our ass on the street for a chip, a brief respite
from the withdrawal.
All the credit cards were maxed out,
you sold your furniture, and then the lights went out, the locks were
changed.
That is when President Obama got a hold
of her.
The good news, she is on the road to
recovery, one day at a time. The GOP fat cats are the pimps, way
pissed off that Miss Liberty's money-maker is living in a half-way
house, and isn't buying your game anymore.
President Obama is the rehab counselor,
and is guarding the door to protect his patient.
Pimps live off others' toil. The whole
world of a pimp is The Game. Sound familiar.
Take it for what it's worth, if Doctor
Obama can help this woman recover, she will be proud to stand in New
York harbor for years to come. Miss Liberty is doing quite well,
Thank You.
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