Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Christmas on TV back in the 60s

 
You know that during every holiday season will be commercials which you grow to hate. I will admit often using the remote when one comes on. But that is not where I am going.

This morning I saw a Fed-Ex commercial-- harried man rushes into the office and asks if they will deliver, grabs a box and throws in a handful of pens.

I got to thinking of how that concept fell short.

It would have been different back in the 1960s, years of my youth.

Exact same situation, frenzied holiday shopper rushes into same Fed-Ex office and if he did the same thing, a genial older white man behind the counter would chuckle, and pour out the ink pens, and grab a handful of the candy canes, and they would share a wincing smile. Fade to logo...and out.

From where would such an idea like that just pop in my head? Years of the Dick Van Dyke Show where Rob worked at a fictitious TV Program as one of the writers. Each week, they came up with zany comedy routines for the front-man. There was no shock value, no ridicule necessary to be the funniest thing we had seen.

In the case of Fed-Ex commercial, it mocks the frenzied man where the 60s style leaves you with a warm feeling. It would be a favorite instead of annoyance to be avoided.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Biggie Smalls give advice on saving Miss Liberty, an analogy.

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December 4th -- I heard on “NOW With Alex Wagner” Ari Melber mentioning Notorious B.I.G., Biggie Smalls' “Ten Crack Commandments” and I give mad props to Biggie, greatest rapper.

It hit me that the United States Government is like a crack addict, never satisfied.

A crack addict told me that there is only a high, but no satisfaction in crack. My, my—sounds like Washington Fiscal Cliff negotiations. I quote the lyrics to see the similarities.

“ Number four: know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply
Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce”

I decided to highlight the quote from Melber and I deleted the rest, concerned that my blog would need a “Parental Advisory” label. You can see the lyrics if you are interested:


“Uhh”

Our government has an appetite for revenue, so skid loads of Dollars can be delivered to Opium warlords in the Afghan capitol, and other important duties as the World's Largest debtor nation. Fiscal cliff-diving would be like “chippin' a ho” meaning- you got a phat rock and you got a ho who will literally do anything for another sliver of crack.

While the GOP keep bringing the Ryan-Romney budget ideas to the table, President Obama just says “NO”.

If we can remember how we got in this situation.
President Clinton left the White House with a surplus of cash, and then the GOP didn't bother to fund two wars, and a Rx bill for seniors. Oh, by the way they crashed the economy while the top percentile of wealth went through the roof.
This is when the Government was rolling in supply, but instead of handling business, it developed a taste for the product, and got hooked on the stuff.

Revenues in the form of debt from China, not taxes from the top percentile fed a habit until we, as a nation were selling our ass on the street for a chip, a brief respite from the withdrawal.

All the credit cards were maxed out, you sold your furniture, and then the lights went out, the locks were changed.

That is when President Obama got a hold of her.
The good news, she is on the road to recovery, one day at a time. The GOP fat cats are the pimps, way pissed off that Miss Liberty's money-maker is living in a half-way house, and isn't buying your game anymore.

President Obama is the rehab counselor, and is guarding the door to protect his patient.

Pimps live off others' toil. The whole world of a pimp is The Game. Sound familiar.

Take it for what it's worth, if Doctor Obama can help this woman recover, she will be proud to stand in New York harbor for years to come. Miss Liberty is doing quite well, Thank You.

Monday, December 3, 2012

I re-member the good ol' days with the AP


My friend, AP Staff Photographer Chuck Burton posted on his status that his Canon 70-200 zoom lens, stopped working an hour before tonight's Bobcats basketball game. It got me thinking about my years with the Associated Press, when I was covering the Indiana University Hoosiers, back in 1975-76.

We shot black and white images and made prints. The AP had furnished the Bloomington photographer with an ancient drum transmitter. It was either a Model 300 or it was number 300. It had a heavy power supply that ran on tubes, and the basic technology was current by 1870's standards for “facsimile transmissions by rotary drum”. We had a dedicated phone network, and you had to holler into a handset when you heard the droning signal stop, to offer your picture up. You had to establish a reputation with the picture editors at the hub, which in our case was Chicago. They would schedule you into the queue.

We would shoot the first half of the games at Assembly Hall, rush back to the darkroom,process the film, edit the negatives, and make a print just as fast as possible. Then you typed a caption on to paper which had glue on the back. You could actually transmit a wet print, stretched around drum with the caption attached by the glue.

After the Hoosiers started winning consistently, we developed a rapport with the editors as we shouted a basic description of picture and we waited for them to tell us to “go ahead, final”  when we hit the transmission button and a small white light would start recording the image, line for line, and sending it as a tone over the phone network. The folks in Chicago would route it to the interested papers, say in Iowa and Indiana when the Big-Ten season began. A really good basketball picture would be routed to New York to “go around” meaning all AP member papers received the image.

That was some heady stuff for a second year Journalism student.

Well to bring this thought around to a conclusion, we got a reputation for great basketball pictures of the Nation's Best basketball team with Bobby Knight's antics a bonus. Because the Hoosiers were number one, our pictures all went around. We had students like myself, and Donald Winslow, and Shawn Spence all shooting the best pictures of the best team. Before long, all we had to say was “Bloomington split New York” and desk editor would reply, “Go ahead, Final Bloomington, give us your two best early” We rarely sent more than two pictures anyway.

It wasn't long till we started printing on RC paper, which like a piece of plastic, and the AP had embarked on the “Laserphoto” period. This new machine didn't smell like an electric train on Christmas morning, like our old drum when it was hot enough to keep pizza warm. This new slick technology was State of the Art. That was what we used until negative transmitters came on board in the 1980's, which begot Digital Camera Systems in the early 1990s. And with these new fangled cameras came new technology based on secure Internet networks. Gone were the two-wire phone hook-ups, and now we are broadband.

My most recent employer, Reuters sent me a $25,000 Leafax color negative transmitter during the Clinton administration, and now it is a lead weight in my living room. We had already started using a Phoenix One system, and later laptops replaced the one-off technology of the Phoenix.

So Chuck, I feel for you without the zoom tonight, but at least your fingernails are not stained with Dektol and you won't smell like fixer tonight. Maybe a good cigar, but no fixer.

(This blog is dedicated to my mentors, the late Jim Schweiker of United Press International, and my boss at the AP, Indianapolis Staffer Chuck Robinson to whom I owe a great debt.)

Why Hillary will be your next President.


I just saw a video clip of Benjamin Netanyahu and Tony Blair basically saying we have not heard the last of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Sure sounded like a cow bell, possibly the first one of the 2016 Democratic Presidential campaign.

Three facts: She received more votes in 2008 than Obama; she has first class Foreign policy experience, compared to any GOP challenger; and third, she is a Woman.

She is a woman like Golda Meier, Margaret Thatcher, Indira Gandhi, or Angela Merkel who have paved the way in leadership as Heads of State. Israel, Great Britain, India, and Germany all trusted their government to a woman. Now American voters can ask themselves, “Who do the Republicans have, male or female who can beat Hillary in 2016?”

Hillary also has Bill. Still the most popular President in U.S. History, who happens to also be a World leader through his global iniative.

And finally, she has the Machine. In four years President Barack Obama built an election machine, the likes of which Tammany Hall only dreamed of. They registered more Democrats, and got more Democrats to vote, using a core constituency of minorities and women (who are by census a majority of the population). Obama could concede the white men, and for the most part did, and win. That machine will not be going anywhere, they are already doing routine maintenance of the computer data bases, and just looking for the next attempt by the GOP to steal elections.

Hillary is running. Make no mistake, the 2016 race is underway.

Now let's discuss her VP choices. One woman stands ready, Congresswomen Debbie Wasserman Schultz leads the DNC, and she is from South Florida. She brings the Jewish vote. Plus there is no young men waiting in the wings that could run with Hillary. She must pick a woman.

So there, Grand Old Party-- who could you nominate to beat this ticket? You have two years to find your next Mitt Romney.


Saturday, December 1, 2012

Why not get the chip?


Why not get a chip?



Have you noticed the new television ads for Lifelock brand identity theft? Why if I had assets, it would pretty darned scary that bad people would steal my identity. But as long as you use a credit card or debit card in any commerce, these nefarious thieves are lurking everywhere.

The point is obvious. You need a little security in an insecure world. 

Would it not be better to get the chip? I bet your pet has a chip, and that is a relief if Fido goes on an independent mission. Positive biometric identification prevent “identity theft”, fail safe.

At least that is how they will sell you on the idea. 

Many Christians will fear that this is the “mark of the beast” from Revelations. Nothing could be further from the Truth. There is not any reason to fear a world where you could be positively identified.

Finger printing became a science at the Federal Bureau of Investigation and many of us are fingerprinted. 

Was the ink “The Mark of the Beast”? Your are already “on file” attached to your social security number, your driver's license number, and the medical record number that is a path to every procedure you have on file.

Why a RFID chip? Cannot be stolen, and cannot buy nor sell without it.

Mark my word. The same people who will line up in cold weather to get a $150 flat screen, will line up begging to get chipped, after the food lines require positive identification.

December 2, 2012